Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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