ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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