ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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