nut hugger
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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