Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
soo... how was my night?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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