I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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