im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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