have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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