he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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