Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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