My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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