so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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