my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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