It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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