i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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