Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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