I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
operation harelip BJ is a go
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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