Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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