I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You made out with two different species that night
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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