I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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