yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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