planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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