margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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