Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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