Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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