we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
grandma shit on top of the toilet
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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