thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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