Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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