i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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