Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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