I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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