WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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