The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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