...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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