Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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Have fun and good luck.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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