You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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