the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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