She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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