I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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