you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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