after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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