he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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