this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Mom said you looked used
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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