hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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