What a fucking waste of an outfit
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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