if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
