no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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