I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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