Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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