I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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