you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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