I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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