i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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