She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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